| I'm sick. I feel sick. I'ma play some Timesplitters and go to bed early. I am awesome at basically everything. And I'm fat.
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| I haven't either. (This is a reply to Glen's update)
I just finished classes this last week and I'm coming home Tuesday after I'm done enjoying this vacation of mine.
I went to a Chinese people wedding with Jen yesterday. According to Jack I was the tallest person there. Then later we saw Die Hard 4 and I was upset at the way it unrealistically portrayed hackers and programmers.
Tonight I'm going to SPAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA, Wisconsin with Jessica. We're taking lots of pictures of signs that say SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARTA on them.
I tried having Jager mixed with vanilla ice cream for breakfast and it was the worst idea I've ever had.
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| So I'm back I guess. Back from school. I have my room fairly clean and I'm starting to record music using the lot of instruments available here.
Had a good weekend I guess. Glen and I love (hed) P.E. now, as well as washing my car. And if you think it's too loud bitch get the fuck out.
Happy 21st to Andrew. Sorry I couldn't drink at your party and I had to pretend to drunk type to people.
Felicity and I walked 10 miles Sunday night by going from her house to the video store to drop off movies. AND BACK.
I am awesome at explaining calculus by using music genres as variables.
Tonight Felicity and I watched Farce Of The Penguins and it pretty much sucked.
Well, goodnight everybody. And Sailor Moon is still amazing.
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| I'm getting ready to kill myself because very few people care about my xanga. Anyway...
I was talking to Ben about how we want to paint Prenger black and purple and have him be Lady Onyxia. He will then run around on all fours, roar at people, and breath fire. This is all good and funny, but the question of Lady Onyxia's tits came up. Lady Onyxia is a dragon you see, and does not have tits. The general rule that I'm hearing from fellow engineers here at school is that "If it lays eggs, it doesn't have tits." I thought about this long and hard for a long and hard time. Surely every animal (and mythical beast) must have a chance at tits. A solution!!! Among reptiles, I theorize that the males have tits. This works excellently because it supports the notion that the egg-laying females cannot have tits, and also that every species must have a chance to wear tits. Thank you.
Also on the subject of tits, this is a poem I wrote.
Hot molten cheese
Oozing with hot sauce
Tortilla chips softened up by the warming touch of the glistening cheese
Sour cream boobs
Cancel sour cream boobs, I'm retarded
That doesn't even make sense
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| Here's the raw deal, gang. I'm going to kill myself if I don't get any witty/awesome comments.
SimCity 3000 is a fun game.
Here's my drummer joke:
So I got my report card. And I got 5 B's on it. And so my dad, the drummer he is, says "Hey. That'd be better if you had Five As."
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